Bravo's Top Chef obsessed

It's not funny. I am so obsessed with this show, and I must admit that this season, the cheftestants are amazing. The Italian Fabio is my favooooorite- he has these amazing one-liners and cooks great refined hearty foods. Some of my favorites are about Jamie:

For Christs*****, it's Top Chef, not Top Scallops. The only thing she ever cooks is scallops!

In my country, they say it’s not how many dragons you kill; it’s who takes home the princess—and I go for princess.

Enough said. Anyways, it is clear that I loooooove this show. I get into screaming fits when it's on, begging the judges to let Carla the alien go home, or the annoying Josea who looks like a lost puppy in the kitchen. But the BEST new twist of this season is the new judge, Tobey Young- he rocks. His passion for food is clear, but his one liners are priceless.

"The U.N. weapons inspectors were looking in the wrong place in the run up to the Iraq war. Because I have found the weapons of mass destruction, and they are in this bowl."

"I think it tasted like cat food."

"It was like Tom Cruise's cameo in Tropic Thunder. An unexpected treat."

"It was the bland leading the bland."

Can't wait for next week's episode... restaurant Wars!!